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Summary 7/10/18 — July 10, 2018

Summary 7/10/18

The party arrives in The Dragon’s Eye and start looking for cultists. Nia finds a sketchy guy and Mara proceeds to try to disrupt his preaching. She is loud and maybe discourages some people from listening to him. Meanwhile, Ovak actually talks to the dude and learns a bunch of stuff, like the Queen was maybe planning to submit to Tibbi 12-pack and no one trusts the Queen. Ovak “wishes him the best.” 

The party has some bad dreams. Mara goes to Ovak and they meditate together to try to get answers from Pelor (aka Pepe). We never find them because the party completely dissolves into chaos, doodling about sex on the map, as per usual. (No, but really, we find out the dreams are caused by Scarn).

Ovak and Mara have a nice moment about the power of love in friendship. Ovak makes lots of uncomfortable comments about how he might not always be around.

Everyone gets in their spiritual clothing and head up the mountain to the capital. Ovak and the Hotties go to get an audience with the Queen while the nood droods go find the other drood doods in the north.

The party goes SHOPPINNNNGGGGGGG for some queen-worthy attire. The party then struts to the castle, Ovak heralding the way. They manage to get an audience with the queen who is a total battle-hottie. They convince her that some bad s*** is going down and to have the necropolis checked out for sketchy stuff.

The party then goes to tell the Golden Suns what’s up and Mara gets to bring the news to them. Nia and Tempe and Ovak rip the Golden Suns a new one, and they are super chill about it. We bounce.

 

 

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ONE NIGHT STAND: Chapter Seven — June 19, 2018

ONE NIGHT STAND: Chapter Seven

DM: And now we’re in final boss territory.

And I know that.

DM: You all know that.


Diomedes: Reginald, Mr. Pickles would like to rub your fur.

Reg: Who is Mr. Pickles?


Reg: Please, there’s no time, drink this. And I throw it at him.

Diomedes: What do I roll to catch a potion as a cat?

DM: Dexterity.

Reg: Fine, I pour it in a little bowl.

Diomedes: This is degrading!


We kill a jackawere handily.

DM: The being from before appears in the room with you. The little girl runs up to it and transforms into a similar being. And another being appears beside them.

Simon: Jonathan?

DM nods.

Oda: Can I get some redemption from this interaction, please?


The angel says we all failed and have to restart the entire quest.

THE END

Summary — June 5, 2018

Summary

We sailed to the northern continent. Glo did an awesome job describing a temple that we went to and got #blessed.

Nia bought Mara some plate mail armour! It’s the best thing since sliced bread.

We rode up-river towards the capital. At a small village we ran into an old man saying something about Michael Scarn. Mara tried to beat him up. After Ovak healed him we learned that there’s some cultish stuff going on and there’s even some people trying to build a temple to Scarn in the capital.

 

Our Campaign as a TV Show — May 29, 2018

Our Campaign as a TV Show

credit to Ovak for capturing this//contributors were Ovak, Nia, and Tempe:

Let’s get some season 2 wrap up music going! Like season one was on the northern continent, and like the cliff hanger was whether or not Corran was gonna die!

And then Nia came in and the producers liked the actress and kept her for Season 2. And then season 2 starts–BAM! Corrin’s dead. Tempe comes in. And then there was a spin off because the actress who played Mara got pregnant. But the new guy Max wasn’t a big hit so they dumped that.

And now this is the end of Season 2. Will Mara and Nia get together? Will Tempe and Trogdor stay together? Will Ovak and Lukil stay together? Big season closer here.

You’re Welcome —

You’re Welcome

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Summary 5/15 — May 15, 2018

Summary 5/15

We were in combat for another 2hrs.

We killed all the vampires, and the sire was killed twice woohoo. The life stone thing broke and “a baker’s dozen” lights came out and went north, probs to Michael Scarn hashtagthreatlevelmidnight.

We had very small but significant character building moments.

EDIT: Just kidding it was big important development.

Mara and Nia had cat cuddle time. Ovak and Tempe talked about their fetishes. Ovak then turned into a giant elk and Tempe thought it was flirtation so she was being flirty back. Trogdor didn’t see any of that but he was still mad at Tempe so he tried to flirt with Mara. Didn’t go well. She went to Tempe to tell her what Trogdor did and Tempe confessed that she wasn’t feeling it with Trogdor ’cause he’s too controlling. Mara suggested that maybe women would be less controlling hinthint Mara hinthint. Tempe didn’t get that vibe. Everyone agreed that Nia causes the drama and Ovak knows everything.

Again, Axiom. —

Again, Axiom.

Tempest: Can someone please tell me ass-man’s real name?

Mara & Nia: Axian.

Nia: Axiom.

Mara: Aslan.

DM: Axiom.

Nia: Ass man. Sass man. Bass man. Flash man.

DM: Sassy sax man.

Nia: Cash man. Pass, man. Last man. Fast can. Trash can. Nat tan.

Mara: Arctan. [math major]

Nia: Bad plan.

DM: Bad plan=sad man.

Nia: Tan Flan

Ovak: Tim tam.

Nia: Brass can. Brash plan. Tic Tac. Flick mack. Back flack. Smack back.

Mara: Fat back.

Nia: Pack lack.

Ovak: Flash back. Nick nack.

 

That explains that. —
Headphone DJ —

Headphone DJ

Tempest: Can whoever is playing music do it more quietly?

Mara: Oh I thought it was coming from the DM?

DM: No it’s coming from Mara or Nia.

Mara: Not me…

Nia: Is it country music?

All: Yeah

Nia: Okay I’m gonna switch my headphones.

All: What?

Nia: This happened before: my headphones play country music through my computer but I can’t hear it at all.

All: What?