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During the DTR pt. II — February 5, 2018

During the DTR pt. II

Nia [crying]: I just didn’t even know that you owned a dress [sob] because I thought you only wore armor [sob] and you look really nice today. [sob]

Mara starts crying too.

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DnDTR —

DnDTR

Mara: Do you want to go to dinner sometime?

Nia: Uh, I have a lot going on right now. I think I hear Max calling me… over there!

Mara: #DnDTR

Ever wondered about Ovak’s Underwear? —
Brunch with the Emperor —

Brunch with the Emperor

Mara: I have like really nice clothes from my noble background. I have like a dress and a necklace and stuff. And I”m gonna use prestidigitation to try to get some makeup going on.

Ovak: Inspired by Mara, I’m gonna wash my pants the night before.

DM: Which is awkward because he only has one pair of pants.

Meta Mara —
Battle for the Grimoire — January 9, 2018

Battle for the Grimoire

Nia: I pick up the book.

Mara: Before she gets there, I’m going to stab it!

Ovak: Technically Mara is first in the turn order…

DM: Roll agility against each other.

Nia: I cast Misty Step to get there before her!

Mara: I’d like to point out that I am in melee range.

DM: Okay Mara gets there first.

Mara: I stab it!

Nia: So it just has a sword hole in it? I guess I’ll still try to read it.

Mara: Are you kidding me? It’s on the end of my sword! I play keep-away so you can’t get it.

Nia: Then I punch you in the face.

Mara: You really try to punch me?

Nia: I use bend luck to get advantage and I punch her!

DM: Okay Mara takes a point of damage.

Nia: I’m so proud of that point of damage.

<later>.

Nia OOC: She just wanted to read the title you idiots. 

This is what we do all day. — December 19, 2017
Trogdor —

Trogdor

Ovak:
traaaliiiiiiiix
tralix was a man
i mean he was a hunter
Mara:
He was a hunter-man
… OR maybe we was just a hunter…
Ovak:
TRAAAALIIIIIIX
wiping his blood on the pillars
wiping his blood all over the people
Mara:
Huntinating the forest-side,
huntinating the peasants.
This is Only Funny Right Now, Not Normally —