Ovak to Mara: I might be a little tipsy on mimosas… but you need to define the relationship! Tell her how you feel, man!
Mara: Did you choose the arena?
Tempest OOC: Yeah, he was a slave. A sexual slave!!
Nobu: No, my story is a long one.
Ovak OOC: A long and sexy one!
Mara: Are they “Me Undies”?
Tempe: Meat undies?
Ovak: What? No.
Tempe: Yeah because I was like Isn’t he a vegetarian?
Mara: Yeah, meat undies. They like, double as a snack in a pinch!
Nia & Ovak: NO!
Mara: I have like really nice clothes from my noble background. I have like a dress and a necklace and stuff. And I”m gonna use prestidigitation to try to get some makeup going on.
Ovak: Inspired by Mara, I’m gonna wash my pants the night before.
DM: Which is awkward because he only has one pair of pants.
Mara: I made out with someone in the camp last night. And now I don’t know what to do.
Ovak is thinking of who else could have been in the camp last night…
Tempe OOC: And I was picking up signals from Pitter this whole time… So we finally did something about it.
Ovak: Okay, I get–
Ovak: No. I get–
DM: Normal faced?
Nia: On oatmeal stout?
DM: Mara, would you like her to be your squire?
Mara: I’d like her to complete my set of three…
Ovak: Wait, who are you getting rid of?
Mara: Kevin! He doesn’t exist!
Nia: Oooh, can I have Kevin?!
Tempest: We have to tell her that her son has been dead this whole time and hasn’t really been himself…. nose goes!
Ovak: What is that?
Tempest: I’m doing nose goes cuz I don’t want to tell her!
Mara: My nose goes! [starts walking up the stairs]
Nia: I pick up the book.
Mara: Before she gets there, I’m going to stab it!
Ovak: Technically Mara is first in the turn order…
DM: Roll agility against each other.
Nia: I cast Misty Step to get there before her!
Mara: I’d like to point out that I am in melee range.
DM: Okay Mara gets there first.
Mara: I stab it!
Nia: So it just has a sword hole in it? I guess I’ll still try to read it.
Mara: Are you kidding me? It’s on the end of my sword! I play keep-away so you can’t get it.
Nia: Then I punch you in the face.
Mara: You really try to punch me?
Nia: I use bend luck to get advantage and I punch her!
DM: Okay Mara takes a point of damage.
Nia: I’m so proud of that point of damage.
Nia OOC: She just wanted to read the title you idiots.