Ovak and Tempe Remain

Mara and Nia die wreathed in green flames in each other’s arms.

Ovak: What just happened?

Tempest: Scarn, bring them back!

Scarn: I believe this is what they would have wanted. Bringing them back would only cause more suffering. This is what I hope to prevent in the future. If we work together we can see to it that no one has to suffer these losses again.

Ovak: As long as you promise to not make people suffer, I would like to help with that. That’s kind of been my whole purpose with the druids.

Scarn: That is what I desire.

Not a Good Enough Reason

Mara: At least make it a fair fight.

Scarn: Define fair?

Mara: Stop pumping her [Nia] full of your dark magic!

Tempest: Ew, don’t say “pumping her full”!

Mara: Yeah, I couldn’t think of another analogy.

Djinn Issues

Tempest: Michael Scarn grants wishes like a genie… my dad was a genie. I’ve always wanted to please my dad! Maybe Michael Scarn is my dad?!

Ovak: Okay, what? No.

DM: Tempest has daddy issues, if you couldn’t tell by the way she’s walked and talked all these years.

Scarn’s Fan

Scarn: I also want the best for my subjects and I agree the Golden Suns were poor judges of character.

Tempest: Yeah, well said, bud!

Pronouns

Tempest: Scarn, can you show Mara something?

Scarn: I was hoping bringing back Regina would sway him.

Mara and Tempe: Her.

Scarn: Her.

Ovak: It.

Scarn: Them.

End of Campaign

This finale has been two years and six months in the making!

Are you ready for the last session tonight?! (Unless it goes long, then there will be more sessions)

Ovak, Tempest, and Mara’s player characters-ready to confront the evil black dragon named Michael Scarn.

Palantir #3

Dear Emperor Tyberius,
Last night we went to a meeting of the Scarn cult, a.k.a. Soul Fuel, and found out that Mara can avoid punching old men, Scarn is cool with sexualities that are alternative to the mainstream, and that the overall group is not hot at all. They really liked meeting Zephyr, too!
So I guess we’re waiting for them to get back to us and invite us to the next meeting. Nia isn’t with us anymore and we’re pretty sad but I really think this way of infiltration will help us get closer to Scarn to be able to defeat him. Wish us luck! Miss you honeybunch!

Cultish

Ovak: Let’s kill some cultists!

Tempest: Wait, don’t we need to infiltrate the cult first?

Ovak: Right! Let’s infiltrate the cult… with sex!

New Quest!

DM: What do you want to do?

Ovak: Infiltrate the cult!

Mara: That sounds so fun! That really sounds amazing.

Tempest: Will there be sex?

Ovak: We don’t know what they practice… but there might be?

Tempest: Let’s do it!